(This proclamation is to be declared throughout the land at the close of the Thanksgiving feast. Since different families celebrate at different times, you are given permission to apply it on an individual basis. It is not acceptable to apply it at your house just because you neighbors eat earlier than you.)
Whereas, the Thanksgiving meal has been completed, and
Whereas, the pressure of pent up Advent Alleluias is rising to dangerous levels, and
Whereas, you are going to do it anyway,
I, Pumice, do hereby proclaim that the Time of Christmas Music has begun.
You may now, in all propriety begin playing your Christmas music.
Such dispensation shall last until the last stroke of Midnight on December 25.
Be warned that extending this privilege beyond that moment can be toxic.
Merry Christmas
homo unius libri
Gorge, "lol" is what they call, overdone. The new thing is "lmao." Which mean "laughing my @$$ off."
ReplyDeleteVincent,
DeleteWelcome. You might notice that the name is spelled "Gorges" not "George", unless you are trying for the new thing in his name too.
Grace and peace.
Um, Bill are you experiencing vision problems. I never put in George. Sure I might've forgotten the 's' at the end, but I guarantee that George is not in my comment. Check yourself, before you wreck yourself.
ReplyDeleteShort & Simple