Opus 2018-304: Platform

Would I be willing to accept exile back to California to save my country?

You have heard of the Black Death or bubonic plague.  It started in a few locations and spread through all of Europe, killing millions.  We now believe it was spread by fleas riding on rats.  It was also spread by infected people who fled and carried the destruction with them.  I am now watching the Kalifornia rats fleeing the sinking Republik and carrying the disease of liberalism with them.  I saw it years ago as I watched liberal teachers do everything to make California a workers paradise but when it came time to retire they moved to Washington and Oregon.  They were the cause of the bumper stickers which read, “Welcome to Oregon.  Now, go home!” 

We need to stop the spread of progressive plague somehow.  Maybe we could quarantine California and put in some contact tracing just like they do for infectious diseases.  I have made and seen others make a suggestion that when we build The Wall it have an extension on the east border of California.  It looks like they have already polluted Arizona and are working on Florida although the Sunshine state gets a healthy dose from the Northeast also.  It is time for drastic measure before the nation is brought to its knees.

I might need to be a sacrificial lamb in the process.  I am a refugee from California but unlike so many, I did not bring California politics with me.  I like Texas the was it is and don’t want to change it.  But then I also liked Caifornia the way it was, 40 years ago.  I might need to offer myself up as I support a law to require all recent emigrants from the Folden State to return to the damaged goods they left behind.  I could handle it.  I am getting old and would not be forced to put up with it for long.  We would need to find an exemption for my children though. 

This should be seriously considered for the platform of the Republican Party in the next election.

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