If you are old enough you remember a TV show called Name that Tune. I think it is time for us to come up with something to rename the Covid-19 virus. Since the SJW snowflakes won’t let us mention where it came from we can’t use Wuhan Virus or, my favorite, Fung Flu.
So lets put on our thinking caps and have a little fun.
Boogie man virus: Everyone is afraid and he is everywhere. Similar to the Chicken Man Virus.
Monster under the bed virus: You can never actually see it, but you know it is there. You know that if you do the wrong thing, like drape your hand over the side of the bed, it will get you. Wear a glove to bed. It might protect you.
Cooties: Dilbert has been talking about Cooties. He is diagnosed with having them because he does not believe they exist.
Orange Man Bad Virus: It is obviously Trumps fault.
Slight of Hand virus: I will distract you with Fake News on the right while I take away your freedom on the left.
I can come up with others: Bait and Switch virus, In your dreams virus, “Squirrel!” virus, Fat Free virus (sugar, gluten, salt, peanut). I hope that cooties don’t have any support groups.
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