On a recent trip from Virginia to Texas we spent the night in Cottondale, just east of Tuscaloosa. We were tired of eating out so we looked for a grocery store in the area. Since we had never been to a Winn-Dixie, that was our choice for shopping. When we got out of the car my daughter told her children they were in for a “cultural experience.”
The store was nothing to be ashamed of. It was clean and well organized. There were more gaps on the shelf that I was used to in Virginia or Texas but as is usually the case you could get the type of food you wanted but maybe not the brand. The thing that mystified us was the total lack of saltines of any description. They had all the cracker variations except saltines. We figured is was because of the hate crime of calling white southerners “crackers”. Maybe it was because the aisle was blocked with people telling cracker jokes.
Then my daughter got in line behind a welfare queen who was having some kind of problem with her free lunch.
It was an interesting experience. Far better than California but still not Texas
homo unius libri
Tuesday, January 11, 2022
Opus 2022-025: Firsts: A Cultural Experience
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