We have a couple in our neighborhood who used to have a claim to fame because when they went for a walk they not only had a dog but a pig and a goat. It was quite a sight. At the time they were well behaved but the goat eventually began to get aggressive and was sent to another home. The pig maintained his decorum until the call of the bacon became too strong. They are now back to just a dog.
I was walking a few weeks ago and thought I heard the sound of a goat coming from their property. When I saw them today and asked if they were rebuilding the team they laughed and said, “No, it was the tortoise.” It seems that they now have two female and one male tortoise and it is the time for love. File that away. A tortoise in love sounds like a goat saying hello.
They seem to be concerned about the noises and the neighbors. I am not sure what it will do to property values when it gets around that be have a tortoise bordello in our hill. I suggested they could go on line with their own stream of turtle porn. With all the diversity in identification out there you never know who might show up and what the financial rewards could be. Maybe they could set up a clinic for doing surgery to change turtles into tortoises. I would not work the other way because a search tells me that all tortoises are turtles but not all turtles are tortoises.
Life continues to be unfair.
homo unius libri
Friday, September 23, 2022
Opus 2022-267: On the Street: Turtle Porn
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