Opus 2023-237: It Was the Cat

Have you ever had things get moved or broken and no one in the house will own up to being responsible?  You end up blaming the cat.  The object was moved.  The heirloom is broken.  It happened.  I ran into a version of this the other day when my wife was having a hard time getting the car between the lines.  I came up with the idea that the restaurant had a crew of gremlins who would sneak out and move the lines when you were not looking.  That theory did not receive a favorable rating.  Neither did the cat theory.

It is time to extend that a little and put together some headlines.  I was reading some comments by Sarah Hoyt about the new poisons they are masquerading as vaccines.  It seems that people who are in a position to know about these things are reporting that there is now DNA in the solution.  The point was that unlike mRNA, which is theoretically temporary, the DNA will work itself into your cells in such a way that it is passed on to future generations.  It also causes increased cancer and such.  The doctor reporting this expressed the opinion that this could have only been done intentionally since the principles are well known and alternatives exist.

Who would be so evil to do such a thing?  Of course we have the Davos crowd who have expressed that there are too many humans on the planet.  The only reason I would question that is the fear they might have of being caught.  My suggestion is to combine this with another bit of hysteria making the click bait:  Aliens.  

Why would the aliens risk the cost of an invasion when they could simply get the simple humans running our governments to poison their own people.  Simple.  Safe.  Inexpensive.  What is not to like, if you are an alien?

Don’t close your mind.  It fits.  Or it could be that when you get elected to congress you are taken into a back room and switched for a double.  I can take it either way.  Of course there are some people who think that cats are aliens.

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